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Nobody’s perfect, but we wanted to showcase some of the common blunders in Las Vegas that annoy the crap out of us. Hopefully these goofs can be found, learned about, and avoided before they happen.

1. Walking Slowly in Crowded Areas of the Casino

The casino and hotel designs and decorations in Las Vegas are eccentric, over-the-top, and downright amazing. If you find yourself walking through such areas gazing in awe you are likely walking extremely slow and blocking countless people behind you. Move the hell out of the way, there are people that have places to be.

2. Misjudging Distances

No matter what you may think, everything on the Strip seems closer than it really is. It’s probably due to its large scale and the fact that tourists can see everything from just about everywhere. Just because you can see the Wynn from the MGM Grand it is NOT a five minute stroll. Stop being late.

3. Not Using Birth Control

Many people come to Vegas to lose control of real life. While this enjoyment can be fun, making poor decisions that have long lasting effects is not. Be spontaneous, but make sure everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

4. Barefoot Anywhere

If you know your heels are going to hurt for your night out, simply don’t wear them. Go with something else. There is nothing worse than seeing a group of female stragglers limping along Las Vegas Blvd. trying to get back to their hotel with bare feet and fully black stained bottoms.

5. Thinking Prostitution is Legal in Vegas

While almost anything does go in Las Vegas, one of the largest misconceptions rules them all, and that is thinking that prostitution is legal. It is not legal anywhere in Clark County, which is where Las Vegas resides. Just because people pass out porno cards all over the strip (ones that end up littering our streets), don’t ask me where to get prostitutes. You’re on your own.

6. Not Hydrating

Las Vegas is in the desert. So yes it gets extremely hot and dry here, especially in the summer. Many party tourists will try and push themselves with pool parties, dayclubs, and nightclubs all in a row. We recommend only the true party professionals push the hydration limits. Alcohol is a diuretic and causes the body to lose more water than it takes in. Combine that with the heat, and you’ve got quite a challenge. Take the time to hydrate throughout your stay in Las Vegas. You’ll likely end up being able to attend more of the wildly fun events, and will probably avoid the potential extreme hangover.

7. Not Using No Cover Nightclubs to Get On The Guest List

Dealing with promoters in Las Vegas is annoying, stressful, and unreliable. Partiers in Vegas now have the option to be their own promoter with NoCoverNightclubs.com. Know exactly what events are going on at which venues, and put yourself on the guest list in under 30 seconds. From there we do the rest and make sure the doormen have your name to get in. Don’t be left outside of the fun.

Get all the information on the auditions, interviews, and casting calls for the top Las Vegas nightclubs. The clubs announce different hiring events around the year, but many occur in December with the interviews for the dayclubs. Interviews and auditions typically take place at the venue or at a sister nightclub property. Be prepared to bring a resume, head shots, and model in swimwear. Men should be prepared to be shirtless and women in bikinis.

JEWEL Nightclub is now hiring model cocktail servers, model bartenders, model barbacks and model beverage runners.

Interviews will be held at Hakkasan Las Vegas Nightclub inside MGM Grand Las Vegas, January 11 – 15, noon – 4pm daily.

*All applicants must audition in swimwear. Headshot required for audition. Must be 21+ to apply.

If you've ever been to a Las Vegas nightclub you know they are awesome. At first you notice the massive size, the amazing designs, advanced technology and sound, and then you notice the extremely hot waitresses that work there. It doesn't matter which of the many nightclubs you go to in Vegas, they all have extremely sexy women who work there as cocktail waitresses. They all have amazing bodies, great hair, and most have fake boobs. You start to wonder, "where did all these girls come from?" It's at this point you just do your best to take it all in and try not to drool.

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Let’s be honest. No one has it better than groups of girls in Las Vegas. They get to go to the top nightclubs in town, get free drinks, and get to party all night long. They get to go to clubs that play EDM, hip hop, have live performances, and the world’s best DJS. The best part is all of this is for free. Yes you read that correctly. When it comes to having the best time in Las Vegas nightclubs no one has a better opportunity than groups of women.

So when you ask what nightclubs girls go to in Las Vegas the answer is any ones they want to. Getting these special hookups for women is done through one simple connection: club promoters. Here’s how it works. Girls meet different club promoters that put them on the guest list for the club they work at. The girls simply show up, check in on the guest list, and are given the hookup. One of the most impressive things about No Cover Nightclubs is that we let any group of girls be their own promoters and place themselves on any guest list they want for free. We’ve created a way to remove club promoters all together and let the girls pick where they want to go, get the full hookup, and set themselves up. Check all of the Las Vegas nightclubs or check out some of the best clubs below. Be ready for a fantastic female night out in Vegas.

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